Slow And Steady Loves Mugs

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

Snail Display Today

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

A tortoise

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Tortoise Mailman.

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone."

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

"This is moving too fast. . ."

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."