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Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

'Maybe they will let us play through.'

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

A tortoise

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Snail Display Today

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

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Jeff gives it up for Lent.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

Tortoise Mailman.

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

Tortoise Football Fan

"This is moving too fast. . ."

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!