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Speed Dating for Turtles

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

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Speed Checked By Radar.

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Turtles and snails boarding Noah's Ark.

A tortoise

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

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'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Tortoise Mailman.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

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