Stationary Connoisseur Pillows

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

"Sorry, I can't take any work home. My briefcase if full of office supplies for my kids."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Scarpia's Palace

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Jackson Pollock as a child

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"My bouche was not amused."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Music Piracy

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

School of Comparative Anatomy

You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."