Stare Connoisseur Pillows

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"He's an abstract artist."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It's called 'Sold'."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Who's the artist?"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"L'adoration des comiques."

TV listings for the 'small screen'.

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."