Punning Connoisseur Pillows

Clancy: Nicknames

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"It's a play on words."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Imagine

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Yakety-Yak

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

A Semicolon.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Self Raising Flour

Clown Watercooler

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"We should have taken a eweber."

Blue Tit Bank.

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

'My client should get a shorter sentence since he did use 'Lol'.'

'I knew my salary wasn't high enough until I felt deep abiding shame.'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"I'm working on a watercolor."

St. Patrick's Day

Blue wine