Punning Connoisseur Pillows

Clancy: Nicknames

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"It's a play on words."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Imagine

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Yakety-Yak

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

A Semicolon.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

Self Raising Flour

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Clown Watercooler

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"We should have taken a eweber."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

'I knew my salary wasn't high enough until I felt deep abiding shame.'

Blue Tit Bank.

'My client should get a shorter sentence since he did use 'Lol'.'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

St. Patrick's Day