Stationary Connoisseur T-Shirts

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

"Sorry, I can't take any work home. My briefcase if full of office supplies for my kids."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Scarpia's Palace

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

B.B. King

Jackson Pollock as a child

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"My bouche was not amused."

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

Dave Brubeck

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Now this is what I call a true work of genius. . . And I haven't even read it yet."

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Music Piracy

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."