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"Get ready to run."

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

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"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

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'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

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A tortoise

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

Tortoise Mailman.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

"He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone."

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

"This is moving too fast. . ."

"I had you doing six in a five."

'Actually, you're the first to arrive.'