Slow But Steady Lover Pillows

Speed Dating for Turtles

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

Snail Display Today

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

Speed Checked By Radar.

A tortoise

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Tortoise Mailman.

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone."

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

"Is this your first marathon?"

Biro Security

"This is moving too fast. . ."

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."