Slow But Steady Lover Gifts

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

Snail Display Today

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

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A tortoise

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

Tortoise Mailman.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone."

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

"This is moving too fast. . ."

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."