Slow And Steady Admirer Gifts

Snail Display Today

Speed Dating for Turtles

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Love

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

The men of your dreams

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Choirboy

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

A tortoise

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"Anyone home?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"I've always worked from home."

Tortoise Mailman.

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

I may not be the smartest tortoise, but I've been around the block a few times. Well, once.

"What a shell!"

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'