Steady Role Lover Pillows

"He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone."

Speed Dating for Turtles

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'...Just like Daddy!'

Horse Muzzles

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Cowgirl lipstick.

'Uh-oh! Looks like there's going to be a fight.'

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent teacher night. She wanted to ask you why I never take an interest in anything."

You deserve a magnificent mentor award.

'You know I have a race tomorrow.'

The Chicken's Revenge.

Biro Security

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

Stockbrokers - I'm not greedy, I'd just like something that makes a nice steady profit.

'Superb mud roll Bob! superb! you haven't missed a bit of you!'

Shepherd

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"Is it just my imagination, but are things shabbier around here since the Martha Stewart Debacle?"

'You'll have to excuse Graham, he sees his son as a role model.'

'Dude! You got the needle! Freakin' A that's cool, those things are wickedly hard to find!'

When harry grows up, he wants to be a girl.

Let me play devil's advocate for a moment, Axel. Since you're also the devil, wouldn't that be a conflict of interest?

You know what I hate? Late fees.

"I brought you an updated list of people to admire."

"Get ready to run."