Stationary Collecting Pillows

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"They call it a pencil sharpener. I think it's where we weaponize these wooden sticks."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'