Collecting Stationery Pillows

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Post-it Notes Strike.

'You're not very sharp, are you?'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

"2B or not 2B?"

"It's a tape dispenser, not a sex doll, you twit."

Pens with legs

"I'm leaving you, Scott. You're too clingy."

"Cheers Kev, you're a diamond!"

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"Of course we're a little forgetful...our heads are erasers."

"Why is it that you're always in charge. . . ?"

"Yeah, I can clean up your mistakes, but it's gonna cost you."

Cow pencil fly rubber.

Small Caliber #2 Pencil

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'Witnesses were shocked to discover, it was not a beached whale, just a giant stapler..'

'I'll see you stapler and raise you two bulldog clips.'

It is a big box for 5 pencils, but it includes the 24 page operator's manual, DVD instructional video and a directory of tech-rep hotline numbers.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Dip Pen and Grindstone

"You have some Wite-Out on your nose."

"Hey, nice toupee."

"Nobody likes me. I guess I just rub people the wrong way."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Do you have a quill I can borrow?"

Lost Staple Gun

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."