Stationery Enthusiast Pillows

'You're afraid of commitment, aren't you?'

Bored woman writing immensely long essay.

'This one says, order more sticky notes.'

Post-it Notes Strike.

2020

Take us to your ruler.

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

"It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas."

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

Big thoughts... Big Pen!

"There's never a dull moment with you."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Greetings cards: 'Hello'.

'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'

"KA-CHING!"

'Sorry...(sniff)...Darned rotten cold!'

"I just don't seem to be able to hold things together."

'Dear Sirs, I write to complain about the poor quality of the charity pen you sent me...'

'You are the highlight of my life.'

My pen an out...

"I'm just not sure I'm ready for a permanent relationship."

"This mechanical pencil of yours still hasn't written a damn thing."

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

"As the Genie of the Stapler I grant you three wishes. All must involve paper products, of course."

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"Say, Chief, any progress on the pencil case?"

The Secret Life of Pens

"It's a tape dispenser, not a sex doll, you twit."

Man with post it note

Biro Security

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Hold me!'

'Womash is disgruntled, sir, and has barricaded himself in the supply room.'

'And this is something I invented several years ago called 'The 6 Hole Punch'.'