Stationery Enthusiast Pillows

'You're afraid of commitment, aren't you?'

Bored woman writing immensely long essay.

'This one says, order more sticky notes.'

Post-it Notes Strike.

2020

Big thoughts... Big Pen!

Take us to your ruler.

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

"It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas."

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

"I'm just not sure I'm ready for a permanent relationship."

My pen an out...

'You are the highlight of my life.'

'Dear Sirs, I write to complain about the poor quality of the charity pen you sent me...'

"I just don't seem to be able to hold things together."

'Sorry...(sniff)...Darned rotten cold!'

"KA-CHING!"

'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'

Greetings cards: 'Hello'.

"There's never a dull moment with you."

"This mechanical pencil of yours still hasn't written a damn thing."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

"As the Genie of the Stapler I grant you three wishes. All must involve paper products, of course."

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

"It's a tape dispenser, not a sex doll, you twit."

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

The Secret Life of Pens

Assets of �250 million and I can't even find a paperclip.

'And this is something I invented several years ago called 'The 6 Hole Punch'.'

'Womash is disgruntled, sir, and has barricaded himself in the supply room.'

Cow pencil fly rubber.

Man with post it note

'Hold me!'

Pencil sharpeners in hell