Stationary Cycling Pillows

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

ET Mishap

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The Fast Lane.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Cycling with a harp case

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Bike Rides

The star hunters

"Tour de Frank"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Touring Cyclist

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

You had me at vintage.

Camping.

Knight in shining Lycra!

A smiling cyclist

Food deliverer's baby.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

The trim reaper

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'