Stationer Gifts

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"The table of stationers would like to send you their compliment slips."

Pelobong

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

"You make a great point."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Stationary bicycles.

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"This way, O' Brien."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'Can I borrow your ruler?'

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

My Dad rides it but it doesn't go anywhere. It's sort of a metaphor for his existence.

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'...And that's tonight's news. Now, here's our Station Manager with another one of his outrageously wrongheaded editorials....'

'Trainspotters'

'As station manager, I'd like to apologize to any morons our t.v. editorial may have offended.'

'Here to reply to last night's editorial by our Station Manager, is our Station Manager, who has changed his mind....'

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

"Are these suspension files?"

Policeman fining man for going to fast on his exercise bike

A dilemma at a train station.

"They call it a pencil sharpener. I think it's where we weaponize these wooden sticks."

'Who's been cutting their nails again?'

"Split-second timing - as one pulls in, the other pulls out."

"Which way is track nine?"