Station Navigator Gifts

"Which way is track nine?"

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Business Duck

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Set sail

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"You are here"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"