Line Navigator Gifts

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

"I am not asking for directions."

Better times ahead.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Set sail

Midlife: You Are Here.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"You are here"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."