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Woman being hypnotised at Hypnotism section in library.

"How should I know if this the book I'm supposed to return if I haven't even read it?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

You are here.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

Smart Bomb.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library