Street Navigator Gifts

"These days it's getting harder and harder to get a cab!"

"How can you drive a cab in this city and not know where the corner of Reade and Elk is!"

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

Water St. This is not the most direct route, but I want to go down this street so I can say I "walked on water"!

'Let me through - I'm a pedestrian!'

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I am not asking for directions."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Day one, post grad

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"On your left."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."