Stationary Bike Regular Gifts

Gym office in-out trays: Scrawny Brawny.

Pelobong

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"You make a great point."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

Stationary bicycles.

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

"Now, this is going to feel like I'm sticking my finger up your a*s."

Stationary mountain bike.

My Dad rides it but it doesn't go anywhere. It's sort of a metaphor for his existence.

"For goodness sake, dear, it's only an electric bicycle."

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

A typical Newcastle fan.

Back seat race car drivers.

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

'It gives me great pleasure in presenting you with the jockey of the year award.'

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

'We're pedaling as hard as we can, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere.'

"Are these suspension files?"

"What sports fan are you?"

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'Just in case, I want you to shorten your Bucket List down to just one thing that you can do in this room.'

Policeman fining man for going to fast on his exercise bike

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