Stationary Bike Regular Gifts

Gym office in-out trays: Scrawny Brawny.

Pelobong

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"You make a great point."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

Stationary bicycles.

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

"Now, this is going to feel like I'm sticking my finger up your a*s."

Stationary mountain bike.

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

A typical Newcastle fan.

'It gives me great pleasure in presenting you with the jockey of the year award.'

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

"What sports fan are you?"

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'Just in case, I want you to shorten your Bucket List down to just one thing that you can do in this room.'

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

'We're pedaling as hard as we can, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere.'

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

"Are these suspension files?"

Policeman fining man for going to fast on his exercise bike

"I hope the rest of the races are more exciting."