Stationary Bike Rider Gifts

Stationary bicycles.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Pelobong

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Hell's Schlegel

All Roads Go Nowhere.

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Gym office in-out trays: Scrawny Brawny.

Stationary mountain bike.

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

Bicycle helmet for two.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'We're pedaling as hard as we can, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere.'

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

Policeman fining man for going to fast on his exercise bike

Bike Commute

"I totally wiped out on my bike."

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

"A patrol car wasn't available to bring my collar to jail."

'Who's been cutting their nails again?'

I Will Not Chew My Pencil