Stationary Bike Rider T-Shirts

Stationary bicycles.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Pelobong

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Bradley Wiggins

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Hell's Schlegel

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

All Roads Go Nowhere.

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Gym office in-out trays: Scrawny Brawny.

My Dad rides it but it doesn't go anywhere. It's sort of a metaphor for his existence.

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

Stationary mountain bike.

Tour de France champ Gastone Nencini

'We're pedaling as hard as we can, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere.'

Bicycle helmet for two.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

Policeman fining man for going to fast on his exercise bike

"A patrol car wasn't available to bring my collar to jail."

Bike Commute

"I totally wiped out on my bike."

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

'Who's been cutting their nails again?'

Miguel Indurain