Stationary Bike Dreamer T-Shirts

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Pelobong

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Altar Ego

An Appreciation

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Desk Request

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

Stationary bicycles.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Gym office in-out trays: Scrawny Brawny.

"Don't even think about it."

My Dad rides it but it doesn't go anywhere. It's sort of a metaphor for his existence.

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

Stationary mountain bike.

'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'

"This is a business, Harris, no place for magical thinking."

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

'We're pedaling as hard as we can, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere.'

Ice Skater

All my silver linings have clouds around them.

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'