Stationary Bike Adventurers Gifts

Stationary mountain bike.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Pelobong

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Suburban street.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Stationary bicycles.

Fume detector

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

BMX riding in Bavaria

Planet Lover

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"On your left."

The not so easy rider...

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'We're pedaling as hard as we can, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere.'

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

'What do you mean you were having so much fun riding with your buddies you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

Policeman fining man for going to fast on his exercise bike

'How did Mary Lou like her first motorcycle ride?'

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."