Mountain Biking Adventurers Gifts

Mountain Bike Goats

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Oh, crap.'

Snowmobull

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Why do leaves change color?"

Fishing Boat Derby

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'