Mountain Biking Gifts

Mountain-bike Goat.

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

'Mountain goats are soft.'

Cyclist with stuck seat.

Man falling off bike at finish line.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

BMX Tricks

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

Mountain biking insurance.

Jesus was also an avid mountain-biker.

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

A woman bicycling slips on a banana peel.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Medical bike.

"Wear a helmet."

Mountain Bike Goats

Mountain Bike tracks.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bicycle puncture

She's been doing the mountain rides with me.

Actually, I prefer to ride in the mountains.

You Are Here

Skiing.

Clown on bike.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

First aid in mountains

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.