Mountain Biker Gifts

She's been doing the mountain rides with me.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

ET Mishap

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Cycling with a harp case

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

You had me at vintage.

Food deliverer's baby.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Knight in shining Lycra!

Camping.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Bradley Wiggins

French Early Bird

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

The Path

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Dairy Devil

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'