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'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

ET Mishap

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Cycling with a harp case

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

You had me at vintage.

Camping.

Food deliverer's baby.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bradley Wiggins

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

French Early Bird

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

The Path

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Bad times to sneeze

Dairy Devil

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'