Stable Strategist Gifts

Donkey Fights

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. V

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Stock market books.

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Wall Street Investing.

To Stock Exchange

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

'Economist'

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

Business Report - "...buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy..."

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

"Here's a list of drug companies in my stock portfolio - could you prescribe something made by one of them?"

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'