Morning Routine Strategist T-Shirts

'It's going to be a long school year...'

Standoff

Plan The Day

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

Alarmistclock

"Great coffee, Carole."

French Early Bird

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

So Far So Good

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"It's time to wake up!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"