Morning Routine Tacticians T-Shirts

'This is my way to get him up and out to school!'

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

So Far So Good

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"It's time to wake up!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Are those my slippers?!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Household water use'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.