Morning Routine Appreciator T-Shirts

Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Bird Tweet.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

French Early Bird

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

So Far So Good

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Big Newspaper Delivery

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Are those my slippers?!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."