Morning Routine Tacticians Mugs

'This is my way to get him up and out to school!'

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Bird Tweet.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

French Early Bird

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

So Far So Good

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Are those my slippers?!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"It's time to wake up!"

'Household water use'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'