"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."
Morning Routine Survivor T-Shirts
Let everyone know about the morning victory with fun and witty t-shirts designed for the morning routine survivor—and make their early mornings a little more enjoyable.
'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?
"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'
'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'
"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"
A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast
Waking Up With Rooster.
"Are those my slippers?!"
Mom bought the wrong flakes
"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."
Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -
Bad Hair Day
"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."
'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.
Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls
'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'
"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"
"When did my 'just-woke-up' face become my 'all-day' face?"
Morning Routine
"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."
'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'
Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.
"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."
"What's so funny? She had to go!!"
"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"
Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees
"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"
Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.
'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'
Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.
"I can't sleep in anymore."
'You've got mail.'
Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.
"Looks like the dog needs to do his business."
Morning Routine Survivor T-Shirts Collection
Morning Routine Survivor Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs dedicated to morning routine survivors—designed to bring humor and encouragement to every sip.
Morning Routine Survivor Pillows
Add comfort and inspiration with pillows that celebrate the resilient morning warrior in your life.
Morning Routine Survivor Prints
Find inspiring prints that motivate morning routine survivors—ideal for uplifting their space and starting the day with a smile.