Surgery Scheduler Gifts

Impatient patient.

"You don't have to make a decision on a butt lift today, go home and sleep on it."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Hair Traffic control.

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Time Clock

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'When would work for you?'

'Is he expecting you?'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'