Surgery Scheduler Pillows

Impatient patient.

"You don't have to make a decision on a butt lift today, go home and sleep on it."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Hair Traffic control.

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Time Clock

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Is he expecting you?'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."