Salon Scheduler Gifts

Hair Traffic control.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Pampered and poodled.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

What price beauty?

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

God's Sticky Notes

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'