Salon Scheduler T-Shirts

Hair Traffic control.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Pampered and poodled.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

What price beauty?

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Am I the first one here?'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Time Clock

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'When would work for you?'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.