Salon Visiting Gifts

'You want a shampoo?... Great! My hands could do with a good wash.'

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

What price beauty?

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Beauty Bee

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"So what's your success rate?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

God's Manicure.

"This time lick my entire body."

Galoots in cahoots

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Your hats off! Salon now open

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Medusa gets a trim.

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.