Salon Frequenter Gifts

'Okay - let's forget the budget treatment'

Beauty Salon. Man says: 'This bill's not a pretty sight either.'

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Beauty Bee

"So what's your success rate?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Galoots in cahoots

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

God's Manicure.

"He spoils them."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Medusa gets a trim.

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.