Salon Frequenter Mugs

'Okay - let's forget the budget treatment'

Beauty Salon. Man says: 'This bill's not a pretty sight either.'

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Judge getting hair done.

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Beauty Bee

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"So what's your success rate?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Galoots in cahoots

God's Manicure.

"He spoils them."

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Medusa gets a trim.

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

Dye now, pay later!