Routine Checkup Scheduler Gifts

"Wednesday proctology clinic."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Flu vaccine.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"So what brings you in today?"

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

Time Clock

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'