Schedule Planner T-Shirts

"Hookers? Tomorrow? I thought we were going to the Guggenheim."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Conference Pears

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Jenkins, I think you'll find the 'Any Other Business' section at the end of the agenda."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

A spider meal prepping

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

Life Tetris

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

Clock in, Clock out.

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

Realistic Timetable

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."