Schedule Planner Mugs

"Hookers? Tomorrow? I thought we were going to the Guggenheim."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Conference Pears

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Jenkins, I think you'll find the 'Any Other Business' section at the end of the agenda."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

A spider meal prepping

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Life Tetris

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

Clock in, Clock out.

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

Realistic Timetable

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Do as many study days as you can