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Search attic - find Xmas decorations and Santa Suit. Update greeting card list. Buy cards and stamps. Make gift list. Put up lights. Start cards. Get tree - decorate tree. Gift shopping. Finish caards. Mail cards. Francine's Xmas party. More gift shopping. Make Xmas candy. More gift shopping. Caroling with neighbors. Wrap gifts. Plan Xmas dinner. Play Santa at party. Get more lights. What do you want for Christmas, Frank? Another month to prepare for it! (Published previously on December 19, 19

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

Do as many study days as you can

Friday

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

God's Sticky Notes

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."

Pregnancy Test

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Pardon?'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

'I didn't forget our anniversary. Didn't you get my memo stating I rescheduled it for next week?'

A spider meal prepping

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Clock in, Clock out.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"Anniversary? No? Birthday?"