Schedules Mugs

"Every day at five. Like clockwork."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Am I the first one here?'

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Time Clock

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'Is he expecting you?'

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."