Flexible Schedules Gifts

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Don't you hate...

God's Sticky Notes

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Time Clock

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'When would work for you?'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Child on a schedule.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."