Flexible Schedules Gifts

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Don't you hate...

God's Sticky Notes

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Time Clock

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'When would work for you?'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Child on a schedule.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."