Flexible Hours Gifts

Flexible working

'Let's not go by the book.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

A couple go to sleep in an office cubicle

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

Clock numbered 9 - 5 and Overtime

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"Mine works flexitime too"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

"Management wants to introduce more flexibility into our working hours . . . starting with the 108 hour week."

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."